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Find Our Fucking QR Codes all around the world.<\/font><\/span><\/p>

Send us a fucking message and tell us where the hell you found our sticker.

Or dont, we dont give a fuck<\/font><\/span><\/p> <\/div><\/div><\/div>

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Gettin Blasted Drunk and watching the Slowest Fucking Turtle in the Wrld: Jolanda 

Sticker at: Big Joes on Foster<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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making out under a waterfall hehe

Sticker at Minnehaha Falls<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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She took me home to Ecuador (:

Sticker: Teleferico, Quito<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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kissin over the Equator hehe

Sticker at: Centro del mundo, Quito<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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Allez Allez Fortuna Dusseldorf

Sticker: Dusseldorf, Germany<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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We saw the Fucking Chats.  Ashely loved them lol

Sticker: House of Blues Chicago<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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Introducing her to the art that is German Industrial Metal hehe

Sticker: Rammstein Concert<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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she went to therapy, I went to a footy match.  and then we got ice cream \ud83d\ude42

Sticker: Montrose Brown line stop<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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can u tell shes gay guys? i cant be sure..

Sticker: Rodgers Park, Chicago<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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Feeding Giraffes for our anniversary

Sticker: Brookfield Zoo<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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Its Oct 28th, 1929.  Just took my Darlin’ to the opera house.  All of our money is in Bank Stocks and Bonds.  Eric Clapton hasnt been born yet.  Life is good.<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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Birfday at Cafe Istanbul.  Clapton didnt even wish her a happy birthday smh<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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She really ate 2 whole hotdawgs at The Hat<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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Clapton has his money in hedgefunds.  Fuck hedgefunds, all my lads hate hedgefunds.  <\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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Unauthorized Person on the Tracks?? probably Clapton, cause he doesnt give a shit about anybody elses schedule<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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Try and tell me Vanessa from the bee movie wasnt tryin to to lay pipe on Barry B. Benson..

Sticker: Wellington Brown Line<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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god damn jimmy, this is some gourmet shit!

Sticker: Cubby Bear Bar<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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We’d Happily run another 26.2 if it meant we never had to hear another Clapton song.  

Sticker: Ida B and Columbus <\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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We bought a pie from Lou’s for a post run feast and before we even got a bite no joke Eric Clapton smacked it out of my hands and stomped it to bits.  someone needs to stop him…

Sticker: Lou’s Lincoln Park<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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Doing her best Clapton Impersonation and being an absolute detriment to society… 

Sticker: Country Orchard, Indiana<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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that cunt Clapton can ruin everything in our lives, but he cant ruin our Hamms.  its like 28 Cents\/can what a fuckin steal mate
Sticker at: Western<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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Oh wow wicker park is nice, CANT WAIT TO RUIN IT WITH A STICKER!!
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Queens gambit in the community gardens, but she got her ass kicked. like holy fuck how can u be this bad at checkers, its CHECKERS

Sticker at GreenHouse Garden, Chi<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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Crowd surfing our sticker on stage at Gogol Bordello at Concord Music Hall
Sticker: outside the Concord, next to a doge sticker \ud83d\ude42<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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Good Luck finding our sticker on the BLue Line you dumb fucks<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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the ducks behind us are literally free to take home and put it your bathtub nobody knows it but its true, try it i own 6

Sticker at: Montrose Harbor, Chi<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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the sign says no smoking officer, nothing about no liquid gold??!??<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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No darlin, my crippling 6 figure credit card debt isn’t a red flag.  I swear Il change.

Sticker at: Montrose Beach, Chi<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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At The Comedy Bar because you guys are the joke.  who tf sees a random qr  code and scans that shit?  do u dumb fucks know anything about internet security??!?

Sticker: The Comedy Bar, Chi<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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Attempted Family Photo where this shitty idea  started.  Phyllis’s Musical inn<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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Podhalanka is just like your mom, cash only.  <\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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Wells High School Playground.

Sticker at: our first kiss \ud83d\ude09<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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Stickers Came in the mail today \ud83d\ude09  Time for the adventure to begin.<\/font><\/span><\/h3> <\/div> <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n \n <\/div>

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