We Hate Eric Clapton.

Find Our Fucking QR Codes all around the world.

Send us a fucking message and tell us where the hell you found our sticker.

Or dont, we dont give a fuck

Gettin Blasted Drunk and watching the Slowest Fucking Turtle in the Wrld: Jolanda 

Sticker at: Big Joes on Foster

making out under a waterfall hehe

Sticker at Minnehaha Falls

She took me home to Ecuador (:

Sticker: Teleferico, Quito

kissin over the Equator hehe

Sticker at: Centro del mundo, Quito

Allez Allez Fortuna Dusseldorf

Sticker: Dusseldorf, Germany

We saw the Fucking Chats.  Ashely loved them lol

Sticker: House of Blues Chicago

Introducing her to the art that is German Industrial Metal hehe

Sticker: Rammstein Concert

she went to therapy, I went to a footy match.  and then we got ice cream 🙂

Sticker: Montrose Brown line stop

can u tell shes gay guys? i cant be sure..

Sticker: Rodgers Park, Chicago

Feeding Giraffes for our anniversary

Sticker: Brookfield Zoo

Its Oct 28th, 1929.  Just took my Darlin’ to the opera house.  All of our money is in Bank Stocks and Bonds.  Eric Clapton hasnt been born yet.  Life is good.

Birfday at Cafe Istanbul.  Clapton didnt even wish her a happy birthday smh

She really ate 2 whole hotdawgs at The Hat

Clapton has his money in hedgefunds.  Fuck hedgefunds, all my lads hate hedgefunds.  

Unauthorized Person on the Tracks?? probably Clapton, cause he doesnt give a shit about anybody elses schedule

Try and tell me Vanessa from the bee movie wasnt tryin to to lay pipe on Barry B. Benson..

Sticker: Wellington Brown Line

god damn jimmy, this is some gourmet shit!

Sticker: Cubby Bear Bar

We’d Happily run another 26.2 if it meant we never had to hear another Clapton song.  

Sticker: Ida B and Columbus 

We bought a pie from Lou’s for a post run feast and before we even got a bite no joke Eric Clapton smacked it out of my hands and stomped it to bits.  someone needs to stop him…

Sticker: Lou’s Lincoln Park

Doing her best Clapton Impersonation and being an absolute detriment to society… 

Sticker: Country Orchard, Indiana

that cunt Clapton can ruin everything in our lives, but he cant ruin our Hamms.  its like 28 Cents/can what a fuckin steal mate
Sticker at: Western

Oh wow wicker park is nice, CANT WAIT TO RUIN IT WITH A STICKER!!
Also, imagine not being able to touch the ground with your feet from this bench hehe

Queens gambit in the community gardens, but she got her ass kicked. like holy fuck how can u be this bad at checkers, its CHECKERS

Sticker at GreenHouse Garden, Chi

Crowd surfing our sticker on stage at Gogol Bordello at Concord Music Hall
Sticker: outside the Concord, next to a doge sticker 🙂

Good Luck finding our sticker on the BLue Line you dumb fucks

the ducks behind us are literally free to take home and put it your bathtub nobody knows it but its true, try it i own 6

Sticker at: Montrose Harbor, Chi

the sign says no smoking officer, nothing about no liquid gold??!??

No darlin, my crippling 6 figure credit card debt isn’t a red flag.  I swear Il change.

Sticker at: Montrose Beach, Chi

At The Comedy Bar because you guys are the joke.  who tf sees a random qr  code and scans that shit?  do u dumb fucks know anything about internet security??!?

Sticker: The Comedy Bar, Chi

Attempted Family Photo where this shitty idea  started.  Phyllis’s Musical inn

Podhalanka is just like your mom, cash only.  

Wells High School Playground.

Sticker at: our first kiss 😉

Stickers Came in the mail today 😉  Time for the adventure to begin.

Your mom goes to college

Send Us A Fucking Message and let us know where the fuck you found our sticker. 

Or don’t we couldn’t fucking care less.