We Hate Eric Clapton.
Find Our Fucking QR Codes all around the world.
Send us a fucking message and tell us where the hell you found our sticker.
Or dont, we dont give a fuck
Gettin Blasted Drunk and watching the Slowest Fucking Turtle in the Wrld: Jolanda
Sticker at: Big Joes on Foster
making out under a waterfall hehe
Sticker at Minnehaha Falls
She took me home to Ecuador (:
Sticker: Teleferico, Quito
kissin over the Equator hehe
Sticker at: Centro del mundo, Quito
Allez Allez Fortuna Dusseldorf
Sticker: Dusseldorf, Germany
We saw the Fucking Chats. Ashely loved them lol
Sticker: House of Blues Chicago
Introducing her to the art that is German Industrial Metal hehe
Sticker: Rammstein Concert
she went to therapy, I went to a footy match. and then we got ice cream 🙂
Sticker: Montrose Brown line stop
can u tell shes gay guys? i cant be sure..
Sticker: Rodgers Park, Chicago
Feeding Giraffes for our anniversary
Sticker: Brookfield Zoo
Its Oct 28th, 1929. Just took my Darlin’ to the opera house. All of our money is in Bank Stocks and Bonds. Eric Clapton hasnt been born yet. Life is good.
Birfday at Cafe Istanbul. Clapton didnt even wish her a happy birthday smh
She really ate 2 whole hotdawgs at The Hat
Clapton has his money in hedgefunds. Fuck hedgefunds, all my lads hate hedgefunds.
Unauthorized Person on the Tracks?? probably Clapton, cause he doesnt give a shit about anybody elses schedule
Try and tell me Vanessa from the bee movie wasnt tryin to to lay pipe on Barry B. Benson..
Sticker: Wellington Brown Line
god damn jimmy, this is some gourmet shit!
Sticker: Cubby Bear Bar
We’d Happily run another 26.2 if it meant we never had to hear another Clapton song.
Sticker: Ida B and Columbus
We bought a pie from Lou’s for a post run feast and before we even got a bite no joke Eric Clapton smacked it out of my hands and stomped it to bits. someone needs to stop him…
Sticker: Lou’s Lincoln Park
Doing her best Clapton Impersonation and being an absolute detriment to society…
Sticker: Country Orchard, Indiana
that cunt Clapton can ruin everything in our lives, but he cant ruin our Hamms. its like 28 Cents/can what a fuckin steal mate
Sticker at: Western
Oh wow wicker park is nice, CANT WAIT TO RUIN IT WITH A STICKER!!
Also, imagine not being able to touch the ground with your feet from this bench hehe
Queens gambit in the community gardens, but she got her ass kicked. like holy fuck how can u be this bad at checkers, its CHECKERS
Sticker at GreenHouse Garden, Chi
Crowd surfing our sticker on stage at Gogol Bordello at Concord Music Hall
Sticker: outside the Concord, next to a doge sticker 🙂
Good Luck finding our sticker on the BLue Line you dumb fucks
the ducks behind us are literally free to take home and put it your bathtub nobody knows it but its true, try it i own 6
Sticker at: Montrose Harbor, Chi
the sign says no smoking officer, nothing about no liquid gold??!??
No darlin, my crippling 6 figure credit card debt isn’t a red flag. I swear Il change.
Sticker at: Montrose Beach, Chi
At The Comedy Bar because you guys are the joke. who tf sees a random qr code and scans that shit? do u dumb fucks know anything about internet security??!?
Sticker: The Comedy Bar, Chi
Attempted Family Photo where this shitty idea started. Phyllis’s Musical inn
Podhalanka is just like your mom, cash only.
Wells High School Playground.
Sticker at: our first kiss 😉
Stickers Came in the mail today 😉 Time for the adventure to begin.
Your mom goes to college
Send Us A Fucking Message and let us know where the fuck you found our sticker.
Or don’t we couldn’t fucking care less.