Ashley

Hola! My name is Ashley and this is why I say Fuck Eric Clapton:

I was on my way to my parents house for thanksgiving in 2018. Like usual I was running way behind. My job every year was to bring a pie for dessert, and I was so busy that week I never had a chance to make one. But I knew just what to do. Mariano’s market down the road makes excellent Blueberry pies, and with a little bit of trickery, I could dress it up and make it look homemade. Problem solved! I hustled into the bakery and grabbed the very last pie. I then checked out, grabbed my receipt and started to walk out. Just as I turned the corner behind the self checkout I saw him: world famous guitarist, Mr Eric Clapton! And I ran up to say hello. Before I even opened my mouth he shushed me and said “I need that pie! Its the last one and my wife is going to kill me!” I said “sorry sir I need this or my moms gonna kill me. Is there any chance you would have a minute for a picture?” He grumbled and then laughed and then agreed. But as I was reaching for my phone, he gave me a little shove and swiped the receipt out of my hands and started yelling “SECURITY PLEASE HELP! SHES TRYING TO STEAL MY PIE!” Security rushed over and dragged me away. I insisted it was my Pie and that he stole it but they would believe me over a celebrity, and they called the police. That was the day Eric Clapton Stole my pie and got me Arrested.